Daily Rundown for 2026-10-26

Good Morning, Here is your daily briefing…

On Monday, 26 October 2026

  • The average temperature today is 12.37˚C,
  • With highs of 12.88˚C and lows of 11.58˚C,
  • It may feel like 12.09˚C with broken clouds
  • The wind speed is 8.23m/s and visibility is 8000m
  • The pressure is 1004hPa and humidity is 93%
  • The sun will rise at 06:51 and set at 16:52

MI5 Status

  • The current threat level is SEVERE
  • It has been 179 days since the last change (2026-04-30)

Today’s tasks

  • Garden Waste Day

Daily Doctrine

Design for constant evolution.

Fixture List

  • Middlesbrough U21 v Tottenham Hotspur U21
  • Crystal Palace U21 v Southampton U21
  • Walsall v Salford City

Stocks

  • VWRL.L : 136.9199981689453
  • ^FTSE : 10736.9404296875
  • ^FTMC : 24489.259765625

Just for fun

Still looking for a job, even the local bakery did not have a roll for me.

Top News

  • Why Israel’s wartime election isn’t just about the battle with Iran and Hamas (Euronews, just now)
  • Be nice, not nasty: Nobel laureate Geoffrey Hinton on why AI needs humans at its heart (Euronews, 3 minutes ago)
  • November 2026 travel guide: Where to go, what to see and the new hotels to book in Europe (Euronews, 5 minutes ago)
  • Revolut to launch platform for investing in private tech companies (Euronews, 12 minutes ago)
  • ‘Pure garbage’: Elon Musk’s AI-generated ‘The Odyssey’ clip ridiculed online (Euronews, 22 minutes ago)
  • One in three young adults use AI chatbots for drug and alcohol information, study finds (Euronews, 34 minutes ago)
  • Oil plunges more than 6% from near wartime highs as diplomacy over Iran seemingly gathers pace (Euronews, 44 minutes ago)
  • 2.92-metre monster fish: German angler lands giant catfish from Polish reservoir (Euronews, 47 minutes ago)
  • Euro open source specialist proposes LLM gateway to ease token bills (Register, 47 minutes ago)
  • Mexico: spectacular Catrina parade brings the dead to life (Euronews, 59 minutes ago)
  • PHP2Shell is a warning shot for vulnerability disclosure (Register, 1 hours ago)
  • Why are Elvis Presley rightsholders suing AI company Anthropic? (Euronews, 1 hours ago)
  • Iran hosts regional powers for talks to prevent renewed escalation (FT, 1 hours ago)
  • Lula is re-elected Brazil’s president in knife-edge vote (FT, 2 hours ago)
  • Oil price falls back as traders remain focused on Middle East conflict (FT, 3 hours ago)
  • The Daily Hilario: Monday (WAGNH, 4 hours ago)
  • ‘Let’s just shove a bigger fan in there and see what happens’ (Register, 4 hours ago)
  • How Lula turned his election fortunes around in three weeks (FT, 4 hours ago)
  • Tesco replacing VMware with Proxmox in its stores and on the edge (Register, 5 hours ago)
  • Xabi Alonso: ‘We have to be critical of ourselves’ (WAGNH, 5 hours ago)
  • Oxford Street’s pedestrian revolution is finally here (FT, 6 hours ago)
  • A day in Benjamin Netanyahu’s heartland (FT, 6 hours ago)
  • The reclusive quant billionaire coming into the light (FT, 6 hours ago)
  • Guernsey, Jersey and other havens rake in revenues from global minimum tax (FT, 6 hours ago)
  • Work to protect DNS from quantum decryption attacks is speeding up (Register, 6 hours ago)
  • After stunning victory, Lula will face a deep hangover (FT, 9 hours ago)
  • After threatening AI export bans, China allows DeepSeek to keep selling (Register, 10 hours ago)
  • Goalscoring hero voted Star of the Match against Palace! (CFC, 11 hours ago)
  • Weil’s incoming leader to walk away from top job as law firm faces talent crisis (FT, 11 hours ago)
  • Melvine Malard on half-time wake-up call and love for Baltimore (CFC, 19 hours ago)
  • Crystal Palace FCW 1-3 Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction (WAGNH, 21 hours ago)
  • Match report: Crystal Palace 1-3 Chelsea Women (CFC, 21 hours ago)
  • Sonia Bompastor on Malard ‘banger’ and second-half turnaround (CFC, 23 hours ago)
  • Crystal Palace FCW vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch (WAGNH, 23 hours ago)

Word of the day

epicurean - adjective: Devoted to refined sensual pleasure, especially fine food and comfortable living. noun: A person with such tastes; an epicure.

Quote of the Day

The best way to get a project done faster is to start sooner - Jim Highsmith

Oblique Strategies

Emphasize differences

Film Archive

  • Fantastic Four (Rated: 4)
  • Released in 2015
  • Summary: A group of astronauts gain superpowers after a cosmic radiation exposure and must use them to oppose the plans of their enemy, Doctor Victor Von Doom.

Countdown Numbers

  • Target: 157, using [1, 2, 7, 25, 75, 100]
  • Answer: 25 solutions.

  • Solution Solution: 100 + 75 + 7 - 25

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