Daily Rundown for 2026-08-12

Good Morning, Here is your daily briefing…

On Wednesday, 12 August 2026

  • The average temperature today is 16.33˚C,
  • With highs of 16.65˚C and lows of 14.36˚C,
  • It may feel like 16.19˚C with scattered clouds
  • The wind speed is 2.68m/s and visibility is 10000m
  • The pressure is 1023hPa and humidity is 83%
  • The sun will rise at 04:47 and set at 19:39

MI5 Status

  • The current threat level is SEVERE
  • It has been 103 days since the last change (2026-04-30)

Today’s tasks

  • No tasks today

Daily Doctrine

Optimise flow.

Fixture List

  • No Fixtures

Stocks

  • VWRL.L : 139.44000244140625
  • ^FTSE : 10844.2001953125
  • ^FTMC : 24799.80078125

Just for fun

The police came round the other day saying they had reports our pet dog had been chasing the local kids on roller skates, funny I said, our dog does not own any roller skates.

Top News

  • Taiwan hits out at China over naval drill with Indonesia (FT, 29 minutes ago)
  • China-linked hackers hit Taiwan in unprecedented ‘autonomous’ AI cyber attack (FT, 1 hours ago)
  • How to stop global warming (FT, 1 hours ago)
  • JD Vance asked Ukraine to halt strikes on tankers using Russian port (FT, 1 hours ago)
  • China’s great jobs squeeze (FT, 1 hours ago)
  • Europe’s carbon mechanism is a tariff by another name (FT, 1 hours ago)
  • Singapore Airlines loses almost $800mn on Air India bet — with more pain forecast (FT, 2 hours ago)
  • Top Democrat demands briefing on secret mission to extract Trump from Turkey (FT, 3 hours ago)
  • Chelsea have ‘no interest’ in signing Myles Lewis-Skelly from Arsenal — report (WAGNH, 3 hours ago)
  • India’s central bank wants AI to approve loans that humans would reject (Register, 4 hours ago)
  • Modular’s Mojo programming language hits 1.0 milestone (Register, 5 hours ago)
  • Signal adds an extra layer of security to make sure you’re actually chatting with the right person (Register, 7 hours ago)
  • 421 bugs in Microsoft’s Patch Tuesday release, and the Norks have already attacked one (Register, 8 hours ago)
  • Give Palantir up to $244m through 2028, says internal Defense Department memo (Register, 8 hours ago)
  • Panama Canal fees hit record high as El Niño and Iran war choke shipping (FT, 8 hours ago)
  • Together AI embraces the competition with $240M IBM Cloud deal (Register, 10 hours ago)
  • Official: Notts County sign Ishé Samuels-Smith on loan from Chelsea (WAGNH, 11 hours ago)
  • Official: RC Strasbourg sign Filip Jörgensen on loan from Chelsea (WAGNH, 12 hours ago)
  • DEF CON dingus suspected of trying to take over Delta in-flight Wi-Fi (Register, 13 hours ago)
  • Intel upsizes stock sale to $20B with spending plans still fuzzy (Register, 13 hours ago)
  • Two wars and a World Cup lead to epic DDoS attacks on publishers (Register, 14 hours ago)
  • Feds warn Gunra ransomware is exploiting known bugs to hit critical infrastructure (Register, 15 hours ago)
  • CFCW on tour: Media appearances and meeting the fans (CFC, 16 hours ago)
  • Gallery: Open training under the lights in Sydney (CFC, 17 hours ago)
  • The Daily Hilario: Tuesday (WAGNH, 22 hours ago)

Word of the day

skirr - verb tr.: To range rapidly over an area, especially in search of something. noun: A whirring or grating sound.

Quote of the Day

A leader is best when people barely know he exists. When his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say we did it ourselves. - Lao Tzu

Oblique Strategies

Breathe more deeply

Film Archive

  • The Hitman’s Bodyguard (Rated: 3)
  • Released in 2017
  • Summary: Michael Bryce, a protection agent, is tasked with protecting Darius Kincaid, one of the world’s most famous assassins.

Countdown Numbers

  • Target: 504, using [1, 6, 7, 10, 25, 75]
  • Answer: 14 solutions.

  • Solution Solution: ( 75 + 25 + 1 - 10 - 7 ) x 6

Written by: thechelsuk
Published: , with 846 words, 0 replies.
Read more in Daily